(Source: yourmothersass)
Bitch, I Just Did.
(Source: theisaacnguyen)
afj;skldfja;sdfsd
Brother: will this amount of carrots be good for rudolph?
Mom: why does everyone care so much about rudolph anyways? what about dasher, dancer, poofter, faggot and asshole?
*later*
Mom: rudolph the rednose reigndeer, did a very laaarge farrt.
Me: mom, you're not funny. stop
Mom: (in her very thick scottish accent) bitch im hilarious.
i love having a Glaswegian mom : P
Merry Christmas all and Happy Holidays!
Yes.
This.
Fuck you Cock of Doody four: Modern gayfuckstupid
(Source: whattheheckfromclara)
I thought it was funny. Was I wrong?
